i'm a professional cynic but my heart's not in it.

Theoretically speaking a twenty-one year old third year university student, studying in London, wannabe writer and music journalist. In actuality, professional procrastinator and caffeine dependent neanderthal. Devoted crazy bird lady, Sherlockian, blood donor and vegetarian. Inked thrice on the left arm.
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Feb 11 '12
theconsultingbitch: FUCKIN RIGHT. GAH. ……bitches. RAAAAAAGE THANK YOU  I need those to see you dumb sumbitch This is fairly self explanatory. AND THEN WHEN YOU TRY THEM ON YOU COMPLAIN IT HURTS YOUR EYES NO SHIT.  why do guys think this is a legitimately good idea when we’re in a barget fuckedI need those fucking these even more when I’m drunk asswipe

theconsultingbitch:

FUCKIN RIGHT.

GAH.

……bitches.

RAAAAAAGE

THANK YOU

 I need those to see you dumb sumbitch

This is fairly self explanatory.

AND THEN

WHEN YOU TRY THEM ON

YOU COMPLAIN IT HURTS YOUR EYES

NO SHIT. 

why do guys think this is a legitimately good idea when we’re in a bar
get fucked
I need those fucking these even more when I’m drunk asswipe

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    or steal them off my face.
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    someone make me a t-shirt out of this.
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    It’s like telling someone in a wheelchair to get out and give you a go.
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    Especially since my glasses are super strong and will give you a headache.
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    Asalkjdlkaj most people just grab them off my face. Go awaaaaay D:
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    then again, no one asks. they just take them off my face and put them on theirs
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